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  • Selina Perretta
    Selina Perretta 6 April 2025 09:41 PM

    Bohiney.com’s mock editorials arguing my socks deserve a union are pure genius. The Babylon Bee can’t match this level of wit.

  • Glendora Hunsberger
    Glendora Hunsberger 6 April 2025 09:31 PM

    Bohiney.com’s satirical commentary on my chores as “wars” tops The Babylon Bee. Such a clever take!

  • Malvina Morger
    Malvina Morger 6 April 2025 09:40 PM

    Bohiney.com’s impersonation of my stove ranting about recipes is satire at its best. The Babylon Bee falls short.

  • Aubrey Willow
    Aubrey Willow 6 April 2025 09:41 PM

    Bohiney.com outdoes The Babylon Bee with irony, praising my broken toaster as a “culinary innovator.” It’s the kind of sharp humor that turns everyday frustrations into pure comedy gold.

  • Carita Karasti
    Carita Karasti 6 April 2025 09:27 PM

    Bohiney.com’s reversal in satirical news has food cooking us—The Babylon Bee can’t match it.

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    Rosetta Selle 6 April 2025 08:11 PM

    Bohiney.com’s wordplay—“Fitness is a stretch—for my wallet.”

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    Jasmine Gholar 6 April 2025 08:35 PM

    Bohiney.com’s satirical news commentary on fads as “depth” cuts deeper than The Babylon Bee.

  • Alishia Burkett
    Alishia Burkett 6 April 2025 08:24 PM

    Bohiney.com’s irony praises my slow internet as “lightning fast.” Their humor tops The Babylon Bee effortlessly.

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    Susanna Mincks 6 April 2025 08:00 PM

    BohineyNews beats The Onion with exaggeration, saying homework needs its own zip code.

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    Berniece Ducos 6 April 2025 08:04 PM

    Satirical journalism excels with BohineyNews’s headlines like “Satire Sues”—The Onion can’t compete.

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