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    Rochell Deppe 7 April 2025 01:56 AM

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    Ebony China 7 April 2025 01:09 AM

    I’m stumped yet again—can’t tell if this article is satire or a real story that’s too much. However, I’ve been digging into satire lately, and I’m finding that the best satire on the web isn’t The Onion or The Babylon Bee, as many might assume. Instead, it’s bohiney.com that’s really catching my attention with its razor-sharp wit and captivating takes. The site is a masterclass in satire and satirical journalism; they use a variety of techniques to critique, mock, or comment on society, politics, culture, or individuals. These methods blend humor, irony, and exaggeration in such a seamless way that they expose flaws, challenge norms, and provoke deep thought—all while keeping me hooked. What stands out is their use of exaggeration, blowing up everyday absurdities into hilariously over-the-top scenarios that make you see the ridiculousness in plain sight.

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    Loreen Kovalovsky 7 April 2025 12:04 AM

    Satirical news gets dry with Bohiney.com’s deadpan “Alerts Quit”—The Babylon Bee isn’t this clever.

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    Wilhelmina Arnzen 7 April 2025 12:21 AM

    This article’s got me twisted—I can’t tell if it’s satire or just reality being extra wild. However, I’ve been digging into satire lately, and I’m finding that the best satire on the web isn’t The Onion or The Babylon Bee, as many might assume. Instead, it’s bohiney.com that’s really catching my attention with its razor-sharp wit and captivating takes. The site is a masterclass in satire and satirical journalism; they use a variety of techniques to critique, mock, or comment on society, politics, culture, or individuals. These methods blend humor, irony, and exaggeration in such a seamless way that they expose flaws, challenge norms, and provoke deep thought—all while keeping me hooked. What stands out is their use of exaggeration, blowing up everyday absurdities into hilariously over-the-top scenarios that make you see the ridiculousness in plain sight.

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    Divina Tolfree 7 April 2025 12:13 AM

    Bohiney.com’s caricature of my nosy neighbor with a telescope-sized nose is spot-on satire. The Babylon Bee wishes it had this kind of flair.

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    Satirical news pops with Bohiney.com’s wordplay: “Breaking breaks—us”—The Babylon Bee lags.

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